After an enterprising hour of "getting to know each other" in our small group we became friends. We had a 12 seater mini bus to zoom down to some bike riders and then zoom up to some cavers. We zoomed down to Kingston and had our picture taken with the Big Lobster, and picked up Lucy the Lobster. She joined C, the blow up doll, the "Sex Maniac On Bored" sign, the "I'm going Nucking Futs" sign and the various other things that decorated the back of our bus.

We arrived at Glencoe and discovered that we couldn't go anywhere due to some bush fires, so while our leader "Mr Floppy" tried to find out what was happening and if we could get through, half of our female Venturers tried to get a "bit more friendlier" with the 17 year old SES guy. We ended up going to a police station and interviewing the police guy and then went back to Glencoe and were evacuated to Millicent North Primary School. We spent the evening at a pizza place and then went and annoyed the bikers.

In the morning we burst into peoples tents and asked them the poignant questions: "What did you dream about last night?" and "Do you shave your legs?".

After finishing up there, we went and followed some bikers on their little ride. We ended up bringing the one who got concussion back to the school while the rest of us attended to Emma (our fearless reporter) who seemed to stuff not one but two of her ankles.

The evening was spent meeting the Cavers, and they were crazy. And we fitted in just perfectly. After a game which involved various people trying to make people smile by doing various thing that I won't mention here, we set up camp. 4 in the bus, 3 out side and 4 in tents, which was surprising since there were only 10 of us and there were 11 people sleeping in our group. Yes, Scott had joined our group from the cavers.

The next morning Mr Floppy introduced us to the Snogging Score Sheet he had made and we all put down our snogs. Then we went to film some cavers and then went and filmed us doing stupid things. We then arrived back at Woodhouse, all leaning out the windows yelling various things and throwing things. We were then informed that the person in the car behind us actually owned the bus, so we sort of spent 15 minutes cleaning the windows and the flour and generally just cleaning out the bus.

And that was it, the end of our expedition. After it ended our group stayed together and amongst other things danced in Victoria Square at 11pm in the night, but that is a different story.

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